Jokes

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They say that laughter is the best medicine. If you're looking for a list of the most comprehensive, up-to-date cancer information, you've come to the wrong place. But if you need to take a break for a while and look for the humor in your situation, here is our joke list.

• What do you call a doctor who is always on the telephone?  
  An ON-CALLogist

• What do you call bugs with cancer?  
  MalignANT and BEEnign

• Why don't needles need to go to school?  
  Because they're already so sharp.

• What would you get if you crossed an x-ray technician and a seamstress?  
  Hospital gowns.

• How can nurses stand to work at busy hospitals?  
  They have lots of patients.

• Why do doctor's send out bills?  
  So the ducks can eat.